Kepler Spheres

Johannes Kepler was a German mathematician, astronomer and astrologer. the Spheres are from his first major astronomical work, Mysterium Cosmographicum (The Cosmographic Mystery).

He found that each of the five Platonic solids (Plato’s 3-dimensional polyhedra) could be inscribed and circumscribed by spherical orbs; nesting these solids, each encased in a sphere, within one another would produce six layers, corresponding to the six known planets - Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. By ordering the solids selectively - octahedron, icosahedron, dodecahedron, tetrahedron, cube - Kepler found that the spheres could be placed at intervals corresponding to the relative sizes of each planet's path, assuming the planets circle the Sun. Kepler also found a formula relating the size of each planet's orb to the length of its orbital period: from inner to outer planets, the ratio of increase in orbital period is twice the difference in orb radius. Kepler thought this revealed God's geometrical plan for the universe.


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